1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:02,300 Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,680 I'm a psychiatrist. I've spent the last 15 years helping people with their 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:10,820 problems. And I'm Maggie Seaver. I've spent the last 15 years helping our kids 4 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:12,920 with problems even Jason wouldn't believe. 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,640 Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local newspaper. 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,340 And Jason has moved his packages into the house so he can be there for the 7 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:21,479 They're great kids. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,780 Most of the time. And the rest of the time? 9 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,900 We love them anyway. 10 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,300 Yeah. 11 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:28,480 Unbelievable. 12 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,320 Show me that smile again. 13 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:38,780 Don't waste another minute on your crying. 14 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,700 We're nowhere near the end. 15 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:45,220 The best is ready to begin. 16 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:53,500 As long as we got each other, we got the world feeling right 17 00:00:53,500 --> 00:01:00,160 in our hands. Baby, rain or shine, all the time, we got each 18 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,160 other. 19 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:25,740 All right, lady, drop that spatula or you're scrimped. 20 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,100 Go ahead. 21 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:28,620 Make my day. 22 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:39,750 I guess I showed you. 23 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:44,750 Show me more. Oh, Jason, the kids. 24 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,610 I can kiss the kids later. 25 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:55,370 You know, I read an article that said that two career couples should really 26 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:59,390 special effort to always remain frisky. 27 00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:02,650 At breakfast? 28 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:04,790 At all meals. 29 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:11,220 What's the matter? You guys aren't getting enough? 30 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:17,560 Mike, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that. Come on, Dad. 31 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,380 can't hit me. You're a liberal humanist. 32 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,480 Could be an accident. 33 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:24,700 Could be a dream come true. 34 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:28,120 Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo? 35 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,180 Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous. 36 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:32,460 Oh, yeah? 37 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,980 What was the old meaning? 38 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,539 An arrest? 39 00:02:37,540 --> 00:02:38,540 My case. 40 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Ben! 41 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,720 Ben! 42 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,800 What's so funny, Ben? 43 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,840 That Phyllis George, she screwed up again. 44 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,180 What's that you're reading about? 45 00:02:55,860 --> 00:03:00,180 Well, it says here that as the universe expands, all matter is slowly 46 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,760 degenerating into a state of total disorganization. 47 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,640 Thank God, I thought it was just me. 48 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,860 Yes, what are you guys doing tonight? 49 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,280 The House of Sweat? 50 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:14,580 Yeah, great. 51 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:20,000 Hey, look, can I talk to you guys later? 52 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,200 Yeah, bye. 53 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,760 Mike, what is the House of Sweat? 54 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:33,060 Well, you know... It's that new under -20 dance club on Jericho Turnpike. 55 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,460 Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea, Mom. 56 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,780 Ah, it's a safe, wholesome place for teens to congregate. 57 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,580 And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get. 58 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:45,840 Oh, come on, Maggie. 59 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,860 Yeah, come on, Maggie. 60 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:54,020 Ah, yes, well, time to go wait for that school bus. You know, if I hurry, I can 61 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:55,620 still get a seat in the non -smoking section. 62 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,200 Have a good day. 63 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,440 Bye, Ben. 64 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,760 I love you. 65 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:04,940 Later, 66 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,200 Ben. 67 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:12,360 I still have some paperwork to do before my 9 o 'clock gets here. 68 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:18,740 And if you start feeling frisky and you have 8 or 10 seconds before work, 69 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:21,420 you know where to find me. 70 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,600 Ben, what are you doing here? You'll miss the bus. 71 00:04:35,370 --> 00:04:37,190 Dad didn't know how to do my elbow. 72 00:04:38,090 --> 00:04:39,090 Oh? 73 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:40,850 Let me see. 74 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:48,310 Oh, Dad did a great job on this cut. Superman Band -Aids, the works. 75 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:51,730 Oh, I get it. 76 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:53,290 He didn't kiss it. 77 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:59,450 And say, I love you, little pumpkin head. 78 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:01,810 It was all so clinical. 79 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,960 Mom, how come you had to go back to work? 80 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:12,120 I didn't have to, Ben. 81 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,760 I wanted to. 82 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,720 Come here. 83 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:25,080 Ben, imagine you had to spend 15 years in this house without ever going out to 84 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,140 play. You'd go crazy, wouldn't you? 85 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,240 Well, believe it or not, a lot of grown -ups feel the same way about work. 86 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,320 That's it, Mom. 87 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:39,180 Yeah, and I know this has been a big change for all of us. 88 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:44,040 And I worry about not being here for you because, well, you're the youngest. 89 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:48,860 And I worry about not being here for Carol because she's a girl and she needs 90 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:49,860 her mother. 91 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,940 And I worry about not being here for Mike to keep him from accidentally 92 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:54,940 something up. 93 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:59,600 And believe me, I worry about leaving your father here to cope with all you 94 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,600 monsters. 95 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,450 You shouldn't worry so much, Mom. 96 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,130 You'll make yourself crazy. 97 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:07,870 And 98 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:14,890 it's 99 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:16,290 always the same dream, Doc. 100 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:19,770 I'm on a subway. 101 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:25,130 And this woman sits across from me. This beautiful woman. 102 00:06:26,790 --> 00:06:27,850 And I look at her. 103 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:30,150 She looks at me. 104 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,520 I licked my lips. 105 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:38,020 She licked her lips. 106 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:40,120 It goes on. 107 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:47,680 And then finally she leans across and she whispers to me, you have huge 108 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,160 knees. 109 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:54,000 Does that mean anything, Doc? 110 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,520 It should be good for about five bucks a piece. 111 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:07,820 Good visit, Walter. 112 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:10,660 And don't worry too much about this thing, okay? 113 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:21,560 See you next week. 114 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:23,860 Bye -bye. 115 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:26,260 Can I talk to you for a second, Dad? 116 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,520 Sure. 117 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,200 And your author? 118 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:44,510 Kids. 119 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:46,670 Me? Yeah. 120 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,790 So, you wanted to talk about something? 121 00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:59,170 Yeah, um, mostly I just wanted to mention how smoothly things have been 122 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:02,890 since the wife went back to work and you moved your practice into the house. 123 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,250 Well, thank you. 124 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:08,370 Dad, we've been friends now for a long time, right? 125 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:10,170 Off and on, yeah. 126 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,050 Off and on, I love that. 127 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,320 See, Dad, you know that dance hall place that I mentioned this morning? 128 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,260 The House of Sweat? Yeah. 129 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,480 Jerry and I were talking, and we decided to... Jerry? 130 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,860 Yeah, Jerry Delish. 131 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:29,220 He's an older friend of mine. Excellent driver with two years of driver's ed. 132 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,180 Two years of driver's ed? 133 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:35,340 Yeah, see, in his first class, he ran over a dog. 134 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,640 But he drove beautifully after that. 135 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,539 We're talking one tiny, reckless little dog here, Dad. 136 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:42,960 Tough break. 137 00:08:43,929 --> 00:08:47,490 Yeah. So anyway, I was thinking that maybe we could go down there tonight and 138 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:50,010 Jerry would drive so you wouldn't have to do it. What would your mother say? 139 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,130 Mom? 140 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:59,990 I guess she would say... What's the phrase I'm looking for here, Dad? No. 141 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:01,590 Yeah. 142 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:03,890 I guess it means I can't go, right? 143 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:08,430 Well, it just means I don't like you coming in here and trying to get away 144 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:09,430 something. 145 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,590 That's not the relationship I want to have with you. 146 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:13,970 I'm sorry, Dad. 147 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,530 All right, now look. 148 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:18,730 Now that I'm in charge at home, we can try things my way. 149 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:19,970 All right. 150 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:23,190 You don't even know what my way is. 151 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:25,530 Sure I do, Dad. It's a Sinatra song. 152 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,670 You're walking a fine line here, Mike. 153 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,310 Okay, look, here's the deal. 154 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:35,410 I'll give you a little more freedom. 155 00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:38,390 You've got to promise me a lot more responsibility. 156 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,310 Hey, no problem, Dad. I swear, I am ready for total responsibility. 157 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:45,390 Mike, I'm not ready for total responsibility. 158 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:47,430 You're right. Sorry. 159 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:50,250 Okay. You go out and have a good time. 160 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:52,650 Just remember what we talked about. 161 00:09:52,850 --> 00:09:54,310 Absolutely, Dad. Thanks. I promise. 162 00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:00,050 Wait, what about Mom? What if she's mad? 163 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:02,330 Mike, your mom's not an ogre. 164 00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:04,530 I'll talk to her. She'll understand. 165 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:06,570 You let him do what? 166 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:10,310 Maggie, he's 15 years old now. 167 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:11,890 So he's 15. 168 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:15,690 It's completely arbitrary to just pick an age like that and say that is when a 169 00:10:15,690 --> 00:10:16,529 kid is mature. 170 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:20,690 You know, by the time Mozart was 15, he'd written seven symphonies. That's 171 00:10:20,690 --> 00:10:23,850 because Mozart's father didn't let him go to the house of sweat. 172 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:28,290 Who did he go with? 173 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:34,210 I don't know. Some kid. Jerry Billish Delish. Jerry Dog Killer Delish. 174 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:39,250 Maggie, he hit one dog. 175 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:43,210 Yeah, but he hit it four times. 176 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:52,410 Okay, well, uh... Mike isn't Jerry, and a kid needs some freedom in order to 177 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:53,410 learn responsibility. 178 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:59,770 Ah, Jason, I know you believe in this unlimited human potential stuff. 179 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:04,550 And that's great for your patients, but when it comes to our own children... I 180 00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:05,870 believe in original sin. 181 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,480 Sin. 182 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,240 I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have gone back to work. 183 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,420 No, come on, Maggie. Don't say that. 184 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:19,540 No, you took 15 years off to raise a family, and you deserve to go back to 185 00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:22,900 now. You just have to have a little more faith in me and the kids. 186 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:27,020 Oh, maybe you're right. 187 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:28,680 Of course I'm right. 188 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:32,920 We shouldn't be worrying. We should be celebrating. 189 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,960 Which is why I've taken the liberty of placing some chilled champagne in a 190 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,240 little bucket beside the bed. 191 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,780 Slipped some satin sheets on the old bouncy. 192 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,580 Satin sheets. 193 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,100 You? 194 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,480 Yeah. 195 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,680 Yeah, well, the guy in the store showed me some before and after pictures of a 196 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:58,680 couple who tried them, and they looked very satisfied. 197 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,280 What about Ben and Carol? 198 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,660 Well, I slipped some sleeping pills into their Gatorade. 199 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,420 They'll be asleep for about three weeks. 200 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,660 Jason. Well, I didn't really, but they are. 201 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:16,420 And we can... Hello. 202 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,360 Yeah, this is Jason Seaver. 203 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:27,900 No, you must be looking for someone else. Take your clothes off. 204 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:33,250 No, no, our Mike is only 15, so he wouldn't be driving a car. 205 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:37,910 I see. 206 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,030 What did he say? 207 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:45,010 He said that's why your Mike is in our jail. 208 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,270 What are you in for, kid? 209 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:08,630 I, um... I killed a man just to watch him die. 210 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:13,790 You? 211 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:15,710 Unpaid parking tickets. 212 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,110 No, it's my mom. 213 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:21,550 Come on, Maggie. We don't even know the facts yet. 214 00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:26,150 I mean, it's not so unusual for a teenage boy to have a minor run -in with 215 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,150 police. 216 00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:30,110 Some of these guys can be real macho headbangers. 217 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:31,650 Hi -ya! 218 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,720 You folks came for some hot cocoa? I just made a fresh pot. 219 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:38,640 Look, we're the Sievers. You've locked up our son. 220 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:41,340 An officer claimed he was driving a car. 221 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,960 Yes, sir. 222 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,920 We picked him up in the House of Sweat parking lot. 223 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,520 He's been driving in circles for approximately 12 minutes. 224 00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:54,980 Okay, so a 15 -year -old boy drives his friend's car around the lot a few times. 225 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,600 Oh, did I mention he sideswiped a police car on the way out? 226 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,320 He what? 227 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,660 He tore that bumper off like he was peeling an orange. 228 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,980 A $350 orange. 229 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,000 Hiya, Dad, Mom. 230 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,360 You look good tonight. 231 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,900 You look young. 232 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,060 Come on, son. 233 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,420 Mom, Dad, this is Jerry. 234 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:33,510 I guess it's kind of hard to see the basis of our friendship, huh? 235 00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:40,050 I don't know. He has a certain carefree charm. 236 00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:42,730 You should see him when he's sober. 237 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:46,530 Mike, you will be grounded for two months. 238 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:48,390 Two months? 239 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:50,570 Dad, can't you talk to her? 240 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:52,030 Oh, I did, Mike. 241 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:53,970 Originally, it was one month. 242 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,150 That means you added a month. 243 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:58,370 Nothing gets by you, does it? 244 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:03,070 Dad, you said you'd talk to me. Damn it, Mike, you said you could act 245 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,790 responsibly. Now, I don't want to hear another word out of you. Is that clear? 246 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:43,360 Whoa. Oh, yeah. 247 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,860 Our romantic evening. 248 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:52,560 Anyone who's not used to satin sheets could easily have an accident. Maggie, 249 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,860 don't patronize me, okay? 250 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,780 And where the hell are my pajamas? 251 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:03,020 Uh, gee, I'm sorry. I'm really not... Not sure. 252 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,960 Well, you wouldn't think it to be so damn tough to keep tabs on a pair of 253 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,180 pajamas around here. Jason, I don't understand why you're so upset. I mean, 254 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,720 not like this is the first time he's screwed up. Who screwed up? 255 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,100 Mike. Who said anything about Mike? 256 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,640 I'm upset because I can't find my pajamas. 257 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:25,540 I mean, if you just left a pair of pajamas around, and these are big 258 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:29,480 talking about. They just vanished in the thin air. 259 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,520 Absolutely. In fact, I'm amazed at the way you're holding together. 260 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,920 What? 261 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,520 I've never seen Dad actually too mad to talk. 262 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,860 Well, thanks for your support. 263 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,980 You know, I feel like a new man now. 264 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,130 Bet in a year he'll look back at this whole thing and laugh. 265 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,750 Okay, maybe chuckle. 266 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,390 Okay, I admit it. 267 00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:23,190 I'm upset with Mike. 268 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,349 Oh? 269 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:28,690 Aren't you? 270 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,710 Absolutely. I'm furious. 271 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,990 But no more... more furious than I've been at him a dozen other times before. 272 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,150 I mean, he's a kid, Jason. 273 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,670 What did you expect? 274 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:43,210 Yeah, but he sat not three feet away from me, and he said, Dad, I swear it, 275 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:44,650 ready for total responsibility. 276 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:50,010 Jason, you are not ready for total responsibility. 277 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,230 I mean, face it, the boy's 15. 278 00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:57,090 He's a hormone with feet. 279 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,340 Someday that hormone will be a man. 280 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:07,720 And I want that man to have extensive responsibility. 281 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,320 Go talk to him. 282 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,440 He won't sleep if you don't. 283 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,180 Don't worry. 284 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,560 I'll continue the search for the pajamas. 285 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,640 What? 286 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:42,940 You were asleep. 287 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,060 I was? 288 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:47,420 I was. 289 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,900 And it was a dream. 290 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120 Oh. 291 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:55,820 You're still angry? 292 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:04,180 Hey, Dad, I know this is no excuse, but Jerry's car handled really badly. 293 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,320 And I was the one who decided Jerry was too drunk to drive. 294 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:12,320 Mike, he was unconscious. 295 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,520 I know. 296 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,300 What are you doing with a kid who drinks like that? 297 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,480 I should have called you. 298 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,920 Why didn't you? 299 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,540 Well, Dad, there was this girl there. 300 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Ah, of course. 301 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,440 Wouldn't want them to think you had parents. 302 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,300 Mike, what kind of a relationship are we going to have if I can't trust you? 303 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:40,380 I don't know. 304 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,060 I guess I'm just a jerk. Maybe you shouldn't trust me. 305 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,600 Well, that's certainly one way to go. 306 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,980 That's the way my father went with me. 307 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,260 I guess I hoped that when I had a son, it would be different. 308 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,280 I know, Dad. 309 00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:02,480 Mike, you probably don't remember this, but when you were three weeks old... 310 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,630 I took you to the Mets' home opener. 311 00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,310 Cradled you in my arms. 312 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,090 Up comes Don Clendenin. 313 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:21,410 Hit the shot off the left field scoreboard to win it in the 12th. 314 00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:23,870 I hugged you real tight. 315 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,150 Jumping up and down. 316 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:31,710 And you... You threw up in your complimentary Mets batting company. 317 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:35,810 I'm sorry, Dad. 318 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:38,830 It was my fault. 319 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:42,490 I never should have let you suck that beer off my finger. 320 00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:45,690 No, Dad. 321 00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,490 I meant about tonight. 322 00:20:47,690 --> 00:20:48,690 I'm sorry. 323 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:54,330 Well, thank you. 324 00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:00,010 You know, Dad, I try. I really try. 325 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:05,750 But sometimes, almost without warning, I just find myself doing something really 326 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,750 stupid. 327 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,420 Sort of an uncontrollable impulse, huh? 328 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,840 Yeah. 329 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:17,180 Or is it more like you think you're doing something really stupid, and then 330 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:20,760 weigh your chances of getting away with it, and if they're better than 10%, you 331 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,860 go for it. Yeah. 332 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,860 That's why you're grounded for too much. 333 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,300 Yeah. 334 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:32,400 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I did some pretty lame -o things in my 335 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,400 day. 336 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,040 You? Yeah. 337 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,480 Like what? 338 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:40,970 Well, like I remember when I was 16, me and some buddies, we drove around town 339 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:42,370 one night mooning everybody. 340 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:46,390 We even mooned the mayor's wife. 341 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,550 You, Dad? 342 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,750 Uh -huh. 343 00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:52,690 Yeah, we got arrested for indecent exposure. 344 00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:54,890 Had to let us off, though. 345 00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:57,570 Mayor's wife refused to make an identification. 346 00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:02,750 You, Dad? Will you stop saying that? 347 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,960 Does Mom know about this? 348 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,600 You're kidding? 349 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,320 How do you think we met? 350 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,480 All right, Dad. 351 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,140 Hey, Dad, do you ever get the urge to do dumb stuff now? 352 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:23,420 No. 353 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,020 No, I don't, Mike. 354 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,380 I think that's what being an adult is all about. 355 00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:44,210 back in here for a second. 356 00:22:57,010 --> 00:23:03,830 I feel the earth move under my feet. I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling 357 00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:07,730 down. I feel my heart start to trembling whenever...